Latoofah is such a roughneck brother, I could m’bate to her in “Set It Off.”
She be gettin reeeaallll lax about her “personal life,” praise be to my gay god.
The L Word (as I will now refer to her) has been going out to lesbian clubs and now there’s a photo of her with female strippers. Somebody’s about to come out the closettttt.
I can smell it and it smell like a fish fry, a clambake, a bearded clambake. Go on Lateef, I got your back. I’ll be your Vivica A. and your motherfuckin’ Jada P-S. I got you girl!
