Roseanne’s original website, RoseanneWorld, has become home to her daily (un-a)musings on Kabbalah:
This site is where I transmute the modern world and its matrix using kabballistic codes.
Finally she’s caught on that her bizarre ramblings are putting off some of her fans (mainly me) and is launching a new website “for those who are not into the way I live and work my beliefs. We can talk about the nonmystical world there.”
Well praise Jesus cause if I have to sift through her voodoo cult language any more I’m gonna hang myself by a Kabbalah string.
Below is a holiday entry, a fantasy, or Roseanntasy, about what a Roseanne reunion might look like to Ro, herself:
12/20/09
reunion show
dj gets published
mark dies in iraq
david leaves darlene for a woman half his age
darlene meets a woman and they have a test tube baby
becky works at walmart
roseanne and jackie open the first medical marijuana dispensary in lanford illinois, and pay off the mortgage before the house is foreclosed on.
arnie becomes the best friend of the governor of Illinois
mom sells a painting for ten grand
nancy and arnie remarry
jerry and the grandsons form a band like the jonas brothers
dan shows up alive after faking his death.
leon has a sex change op.
bonnie gets busted for selling crack.
