Category: ‘Uncategorized’

Unabashedly Lo-Ham: F U

July 8th, 2010

To You From Me

Unabashedly Served: The Legends Ball

July 6th, 2010

I only participate in gay pride festivities in cities where gay visibility is needed.  I look forward to the future fag functions in my new home of Iowa City, Iowa, where hate groups à la Westboro Baptist Church still line the parade route using their inbred children as pawns.  LA, New York, San Francisco: count me out; I’m not interested in the fracas.

But then there are the subsets of the major cities’ festivals.  Black gay pride festivals take place in Chicago, Atlanta, Philadelphia, and this past weekend, Los Angeles Black Pride.  Among day trips to the beach in Malibu and dance parties downtown, one of the pinnacle events was The Legends Ball hosted by Mother Devine Chanel and Arnold Allure of House of Chanel and House of Allure, respectively.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about, wiki it or rent Paris Is Burning, but be gone until you do so.  [Pics after the jump.]


Unabashedly Just Sayin’: Stop Just Sayin’

June 25th, 2010

Bold statement + I’m just sayin’ ruins everything.

As does It is what it is.

I’d prefer Bold statement + faggot to the aforementioned.

Unabashed Cover: Army Dreamers by Patrick Wolf

May 27th, 2010

Patrick Wolf – Army Dreamers (Kate Bush cover) by nmemagazine

Unabashedly In Memoriam: Joo-lee-ah Shug-uh-baykuh

April 13th, 2010


All hopes of a Designing Women reunion dashed.

Fill in your own Julia Sugarbaker Rant Madlib then read it aloud in an old money southern accent.  It feels good.

Unabashed Roseanntasy: A Roseanne Reunion

January 20th, 2010


Roseanne’s original website, RoseanneWorld, has become home to her daily (un-a)musings on Kabbalah:

This site is where I transmute the modern world and its matrix using kabballistic codes.

Finally she’s caught on that her bizarre ramblings are putting off some of her fans (mainly me) and is launching a new website “for those who are not into the way I live and work my beliefs.  We can talk about the nonmystical world there.”

Well praise Jesus cause if I have to sift through her voodoo cult language any more I’m gonna hang myself by a Kabbalah string.

Below is a holiday entry, a fantasy, or Roseanntasy, about what a Roseanne reunion might look like to Ro, herself:


reunion show

dj gets published
mark dies in iraq
david leaves darlene for a woman half his age
darlene meets a woman and they have a test tube baby
becky works at walmart
roseanne and jackie open the first medical marijuana dispensary in lanford illinois, and pay off the mortgage before the house is foreclosed on.
arnie becomes the best friend of the governor of Illinois
mom sells a painting for ten grand
nancy and arnie remarry
jerry and the grandsons form a band like the jonas brothers
dan shows up alive after faking his death.
leon has a sex change op.
bonnie gets busted for selling crack.

Unabashed PR Move: The NOH8 Campaign..zzz…

January 3rd, 2010

Glamour shots for marriage equality!


(She by) Sheree

My Sheree Amor!  Your support means everything.

Would a homophobe do THIS?

Isaiah Washington=Faggot Lover

Would a homophobe do THIS?  Thanks for the love, Isaiah.  We neeeeeed you!!

Die off already

The Grifter

Oh Kathy.  Use us more!  Love, Gays

Unabashedly Funny Lady: Cheri Oteri

December 22nd, 2009

Cheri Oteri, where have you been, funny lady?  If it hadn’t been for the local video store’s closing blowout DVD sale, I might have forgotten your comic genius.


Unabashed Promotion: Says Oprah

December 18th, 2009

Says Oprah to this plane crash survior:20090924-tows-stephanie-nielson-2-290x218

“You know I recently interviewed Whitney Houston and she has a song out now called ‘Didn’t Know My Own Strength,’ which is my favorite cut, number seven on the album…”



Unabashed Queer Reminder: Self-Doubt

December 18th, 2009

Self-doubt: a cousin to self-hatred.

-Edmund White