Archive for August, 2010

Unabashed Emergency: Nuva Nueva, Por Favor!

August 13th, 2010

Overheard at the local CVS pharmacy, one pharmacy technician to another:

“A girl’s NuvaRing overheated ’cause it was left in the car.”

Unabashedly I-o-whattttt?

August 13th, 2010

Excuse the absence but I have just endured a relocation from Los Angeles to Iowa City, Iowa which is one of those places where even though it’s called Iowa City, you still have to specify that it’s in the state of Iowa and not like one of those mind-fuck Kansas City, Missouri type cities.

There’s so much I want to say about life here but just accept this image for now:

Bitch is giving up an open-toe, high-heel sandal + panty hose under cuffed short jeans combo complete with ankle bracelet.

Fuck Los Angeles.