Excuse the absence but I have just endured a relocation from Los Angeles to Iowa City, Iowa which is one of those places where even though it’s called Iowa City, you still have to specify that it’s in the state of Iowa and not like one of those mind-fuck Kansas City, Missouri type cities.
There’s so much I want to say about life here but just accept this image for now:
Bitch is giving up an open-toe, high-heel sandal + panty hose under cuffed short jeans combo complete with ankle bracelet.
Fuck Los Angeles.
Here’s what we really need to know: is the anklet over or under the pantyhose?
Most definitely OVER the pantyhose. Just the way it should be.
I missed you! Life is just not the same without your bitchery to get me through the week…