Category: ‘Help, I can’t stop’
Excuse the absence but I have just endured a relocation from Los Angeles to Iowa City, Iowa which is one of those places where even though it’s called Iowa City, you still have to specify that it’s in the state of Iowa and not like one of those mind-fuck Kansas City, Missouri type cities.
Bitch is giving up an open-toe, high-heel sandal + panty hose under cuffed short jeans combo complete with ankle bracelet.
Fuck Los Angeles.
So, thank you to And I Am Not Lying Blog for this little treasure straight off the mean hallways of an elementary school in Washington, DC.
According to the scribe, there are 98 different types of bitches. I identify with: #28. big eyed bitches , #33. dick riding bitches, and #59. nappy tender headed bitches.
What type of bitch might you be? (more…)