From L to R: some guy, Danny Pintauro, a porn star named Wolf Hudson
Former child actor, Danny Pintauro, is a harmless wisp of a boy, even at 33 years-old.
I ran into him at, of all places, the Freshmen Magazine “Freshman of the Year” party. Teetering somewhere between unhealthy and not-well, Pintauro’s was the only half-recognizable face in a sea of whatever. So I asked him what the hell he was doing there.
Me: What are you doing here?
DP: You know my roommate is part of the whole thing, he works for Regency (sic, sic, sic…He meant to say “Regent.”)
Me: Do you watch a lot of porn?
DP: Um…I do! I’m usually into an older crowd when I partake.
Me: Are we talking Jake Cruise or are we talking…
DP: It depends on the mood, maybe a little leather something going on, maybe, but not like young — not like young, young.
Me: So like Tony Danza’s age?
DP: (LOLs) Omigod that’s awful! No, well, yeah. That age, but not Tony Danza.
