This french PSA actually makes heterosexual sex look cute!!
Porn director Axel Braun (take a rock star’s first name and pair it with a paper towel company) announced yesterday that he is holding auditions for “Grease XXX,” a “big-budget (porn) parody” of the 1978 film, “Grease.”Per the Xbiz website: The movie will feature five different dance numbers requiring talent to do their own singing and dancing.
Per director, Braun: “Many performers are incredibly talented individuals who have simply chosen to make their living in the adult industry for personal reasons. ‘Grease XXX’ will give all of them a real opportunity to shine!”
A real opporuntity to shine. In Grease. I bet that wasn’t on purpose, either.
I’m gonna take a shot — a greasy, shiny shot — at possible song/dance numbers to be included:
Hopelessly Devoted to Goo
Born to Hand Job
You’re the One that I Want (to fuck)
Look at Me, I’m Tommy Lee
There Aren’t Worse Things I Could Do
We Cum Together