Category: ‘I Hate Str8s’

Unabashed Show-Offs: Blue Cross Knows What’s Up

July 8th, 2010

With the current climate of disdain for insurance companies, especially Blue Cross, I want to take a moment out and acknowledge the company with the balls to raise premiums 40% at one time.

Blue Cross Blue Shield telephone hold message:

Hey guys, a weekend at the lake sounds fun, but be aware of the dangers involved.  Males are three times as likely to die from drowning and fireworks than females.

This summer don’t be a show-off, and leave the heavy duty fireworks to the professionals.


Unabashed RIP: Custom Car Decals

June 19th, 2010

A special request for when I leave this earth: please don’t memorialize me via custom car decal on the rear windshield of your car.

Today on Sunset and Vine, the Kia in front of me memorialized Tay-Tay (1981-2009), not with a decal, but scratched into the paint.  There’s something more custom about keying your own car which I can appreciate.

Unabashed Casting Recall: James Franco as Allen Ginsberg

June 13th, 2010

Thumbing through my LA Gay and Lezzie Film festival guide, I was forlorn to see a too-attractive wasp sitting at a typewriter wearing a white tee and Buddy Holly glasses with the word “HOWL” next to it and, moreover, the name “James Franco” under that.  I say Goddamn!  Put a hot guy in anything and gays will eat it up.  Shit.  Ginsberg wasn’t a hot Aryan, he was a handsome Jew.  James Franco is a mere showpiece, a tart.  Where’s Jeff Goldblum when you need him?

It's fun to be a gay beat poet!

Unabashed Queer Manifesto

May 5th, 2010

Unabashed Drag Name: Channing Tatum

February 4th, 2010


Stockard Channing Tatum O’Neal.


An Unabashed Queer Moment

December 27th, 2009

I got pulled over by a cop today and dude asked me why I seemed irritated.  I asked him if it was against the law to be irritated.  It isn’t.fuck-the-police

Unabashed RIP: The Ghost of NMH Past

December 17th, 2009


Upon receiving the news that the Northfield campus of Northfield Mount Hermon School would be sold, NMH alums (which includes me) were promised that the Northfield campus would go to something GOOD…NOT GOD.

I came to terms with the sale of the Northfield campus a few years ago.  But to pound another nail in the cross, the campus has been sold to a crazy fanatical right-wing Christian company named fuckin’ Hobby Lobby.  The campus is going to be turned into the home of  C.S. Lewis College, a school named for the author of the Lion, Witch and whatever novels.  Read their mission statement:

The College will be rooted in the historic Christian faith and so structured as to ensure its fidelity to that profession. It will be characterized by a firm commitment to “Mere Christianity,” and therefore be inclusive of Christians of all traditions. In the spirit of C.S. Lewis, the envisioned college will actively encourage opportunities to discover the vitality and profound relevance of the Christian faith as it is lived openly within the larger pluralistic setting of mainstream colleges and universities (more…)

Unabashed YouTube Comment

November 29th, 2009
Q88D (6 minutes ago)
this faggot funny lol haha i like this video…i must have vinaligo lol

Unabashed Cheese & Crackers: The Blind Side

November 20th, 2009

I don’t care if it’s based on a true story, Sandra Bullock’s new film, The Blind Side, makes me want to go blind and deaf and just die.

Admittedly, I have only seen the 2-and-a-half minute trailer, but I think I get it.

Bullock plays Leigh Anne, a Memphis socialite who is, as one reviewer describes, “always on the lookout for an opportunity to be a good Christian.” To make a long, stupid story short,  Leigh Anne takes a homeless black youth into her huge house and makes him part of the family.  Ebony & ivory forever!

The Blind Side is the perfect self-congratulatory cheese to pair with CRACKERS this holiday season.


Unabashed ME! True Hollywood Story

September 16th, 2009

I balanced being completely self-indulgent with being 100% honest; even if it means placing myself in a less flattering light.  Because that’s the Unabashed Queer way, y’all.


Read the ME! True Hollywood Story here.