Tag: ‘Queerty’

Unabashed Grassroot Effort: Share “Business Before Pleasure?”

August 25th, 2009

Take Part by sending my article to anyone who might be interested. 

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Unabashed Gay Icon: Jim J. Bullock

July 10th, 2009

This is what I have been working on over the past month  (reminder: I also have a day job, okay?).  Anyways, Jim J. Bullock, besides being a complete delight, is an important part of Hollywouldnt’s gay history so read up and revere!


Unabashed Cirugia Plastica: Courtney Love, Lil’ Kim, & Tori Amos

July 9th, 2009

Do you remember when Courtney Love was only Pretty on the Inside, Lil’ Kim was truly Hard Core, and Tori Amos was Under the Pink, not under the knife? Those were the days. Each one of these women built careers on fearless self-expression, which, in turn, attracted loyal gay followings. Now each one has undergone obvious, err, “physical restoration.”

When the straight girls we turned to to find beauty in ourselves now require a surgeon to make themselves feel pretty, what are we supposed to think of them? Does undergoing plastic surgery undermine their original take-me-as-I-am-or-fuck-off messages? lilkimsurg-400x265

Unabashedly Queer(ty): Why Hipsters & “Str8-Acting” Suck

June 8th, 2009

Two new Queerty articles by yours queerly.

#1: Why Straight Hipsters Suck (or why they better start suckin’) – that’s the unofficial title

I look at these boys in Williamsburg, Silver Lake, the Mission, and I think to myself, “YOU BETTER BE GAY.” You can’t just reap the benefits of the queer struggle, you over-privileged white man — not without some payment. If you want to continue copping my queer style, I want blow-jobs from you on demand. Then we’ll be even. Choke on my dick and you can keep the suspenders and the Members Only jacket. Eat my ass and you can keep the fanny pack.


#2: “Straight-Acting” = Sad Face – also the unofficial title

A (former) friend of mine once advised me that if I wanted to get a date, I should “tone it down.” “Don’t tell them you love Belinda Carlisle’s vibrato, Bette Davis’ staccato, and the girls of The Facts of Life—not on the first date.” Do I have to trick someone into tolerating my femme qualities? Fuck that.

from GayCowboyCentral.com

from GayCowboyCentral.com