This man here–the one with the pussy pouch, titties, and innertube of skin jelly around his jaw– is a lecherous legend in Hollywouldn’t. He’s very sweet but he will fondle your junk, have no illusions about that. I’ve met Bruce a few times, we even had dinner once a few years ago. I paid for him to eat an Argentinean speciality–a plate of melted cheese–and then scarf down a steak. After dinner he asked if I wanted him to eat my ass and I said, “Bruce, haven’t you had enough to eat?”

I sat down with him on Saturday during the run-throughs for the 2009 GayVN Awards. GayVN is the gay part of the AVN Media Network–Adult Video News–cause there’s so much news to be covered in the porn industry. Whatves.

Read my interview with Bruce Vilanch, who, even post-molestation, I still love.

Excuse the shitty iPhone photo but I had to snap one of this In-N-Out customer wrapped in her faux Fendi scarf and mismatching everything. This really doesn’t do her justice–you can’t see her pink high-heeled sandals and the multi colors of her leggings. Maybe when they do a crappy “Absolutely Fabulous” remake in Korea, she can play Edina.

I’m going to give a big unabashed fuck yeah to students at UCLA who are banning together against James Franco being named their graduation speaker. They get it: successful actor does not equal sage.

Just smile and look pretty and fake fuck Sean Penn on camera. Shit.

You can support their efforts to prevent star-fucking by joining the Facebook group: UCLA Students Against James Franco as Commencement Speaker.

You see your best friend’s man kissin‘ on another bitch…
What Would You Do?
Teenage hoodlums are fucking up a car in a parking lot…
What Would You Do?
John Quinoes and his camera crew are monitoring and filming your reactions to uncomfortable situations only to air them on primetime television…
What the hell would you do?

This queer is in a state of fear. ABC News reporter (and the Eric Estrada of the news world), John Quinones and his “What Would You Do Team” (or, as I like to refer to them, the What Would John Quinones Do Team), are scouring the nation (but mostly the tri-state area) with a big moral compass leading the way just waiting to call your ass out on camera. (more…)