Archive for January, 2010

Unabashed Believer: Says Roseanne Conner

January 26th, 2010

“There just is a God — there is!  I swear to God there’s a God.  And if there ain’t, I’ve been screwed.”

Unabashed Roseanntasy: A Roseanne Reunion

January 20th, 2010


Roseanne’s original website, RoseanneWorld, has become home to her daily (un-a)musings on Kabbalah:

This site is where I transmute the modern world and its matrix using kabballistic codes.

Finally she’s caught on that her bizarre ramblings are putting off some of her fans (mainly me) and is launching a new website “for those who are not into the way I live and work my beliefs.  We can talk about the nonmystical world there.”

Well praise Jesus cause if I have to sift through her voodoo cult language any more I’m gonna hang myself by a Kabbalah string.

Below is a holiday entry, a fantasy, or Roseanntasy, about what a Roseanne reunion might look like to Ro, herself:


reunion show

dj gets published
mark dies in iraq
david leaves darlene for a woman half his age
darlene meets a woman and they have a test tube baby
becky works at walmart
roseanne and jackie open the first medical marijuana dispensary in lanford illinois, and pay off the mortgage before the house is foreclosed on.
arnie becomes the best friend of the governor of Illinois
mom sells a painting for ten grand
nancy and arnie remarry
jerry and the grandsons form a band like the jonas brothers
dan shows up alive after faking his death.
leon has a sex change op.
bonnie gets busted for selling crack.

Unabashed Sign o’ the Times: “Hipster Yard Sale”

January 9th, 2010


Unabashed Queer of the Week: Amanda Simpson (& Obama)

January 4th, 2010

From a distance she looks like Tori Amos, but upon closer inspection, she better resembles Kathie Lee Gifford.  s-SIMPSON-large She is neither Ms. Amos or Ms. Lee-Giff, she is Ms. Amanda Simpson: Prez Obama’s appointee to Senior Commerce Post Adviser.  Who cares about Commerce Post Advisers? Not me! But I do care about trannies and Amanda Simpson is 100% transgender woman.  Fuck yeah, Amanda, and fuck yeah, Obama.  This is better than marriage equality; this is visibility and a great hair color.Kathy_Lee_Gifford_photo_credit_Charles_Bush

Unabashed PR Move: The NOH8 Campaign..zzz…

January 3rd, 2010

Glamour shots for marriage equality!


(She by) Sheree

My Sheree Amor!  Your support means everything.

Would a homophobe do THIS?

Isaiah Washington=Faggot Lover

Would a homophobe do THIS?  Thanks for the love, Isaiah.  We neeeeeed you!!

Die off already

The Grifter

Oh Kathy.  Use us more!  Love, Gays