Tools of the Trade, 8/26/09
I wish I could say I was simply going for my yearly PAP but the fact of the matter is that I had a hemorrhoid flare-up.
My ass doctor is 6 foot 5 inches tall and has abnormally soft hands. I imagine him preparing for bed, slathering each hand in not-for-resale, doctor’s office samples of KY Warming Jelly (or “Gelee” as they say in France, or “Gigli” as they say in the Bronx) sealing the moisture in with latex gloves. (more…)
From L to R: some guy, Danny Pintauro, a porn star named Wolf Hudson
Former child actor, Danny Pintauro, is a harmless wisp of a boy, even at 33 years-old.
I ran into him at, of all places, the Freshmen Magazine “Freshman of the Year” party. Teetering somewhere between unhealthy and not-well, Pintauro’s was the only half-recognizable face in a sea of whatever. So I asked him what the hell he was doing there. (more…)
Dunne & Queer, 2007
The LA Times reported today that AHF (AIDS Healthcare Foundation) filed complaints against 16 production companies that refrain from using condoms in their films.
My article, “Business Before Pleasure?,” was originally published on the Advocate website in an edited format on August 12, 2009. It was removed from their website today.
Here is the UNABASHED draft as submitted to the Advocate. (more…)
New article by the Unabashed Queer for The Advocate website entitled, “Business Before Pleasure?”
This is not my typical, opinionated, first-person piece. It’s like my version of an Associated Press article. But there are still hints of the Unabashed Queer throughout…
Mentions of the article can be found at SF Gate Columnist, Violet Blue’s, tinynibbles (where I got this awesome image), at AIDS Healthcare Foundation’s website, and the Gay Porn Times to name a few.
Ruth, My Love
I’ve been running into a lot of ancient cuties lately. I can’t control when I see a dapper elderly person. They just show up like a ten dollar bill on the sidewalk. (more…)
