Okay, I used to dream of creating my own satire of the NOH8 campaign called NOSTR8 and maybe one day I’ll realize that dream. Until then, there is DEFEC8…and my Queerty article about it.
Archive for March, 2010
Unabashed Defecation: Do the Doo
March 30th, 2010Unabashedly Listless: The 98 Types of Bitches
March 11th, 2010
So, thank you to And I Am Not Lying Blog for this little treasure straight off the mean hallways of an elementary school in Washington, DC.
According to the scribe, there are 98 different types of bitches. I identify with: #28. big eyed bitches , #33. dick riding bitches, and #59. nappy tender headed bitches.
What type of bitch might you be? (more…)
Unabashed Mammy Moment: Barb & Mo’
March 8th, 2010
“Mo’Nique, may I lay my head on your bosom?” -BW
Unabashedly Cute: Protected Heterosexual Sex
March 3rd, 2010This french PSA actually makes heterosexual sex look cute!!
Unabashed Casting Call: Grease XXX
March 2nd, 2010Porn director Axel Braun (take a rock star’s first name and pair it with a paper towel company) announced yesterday that he is holding auditions for “Grease XXX,” a “big-budget (porn) parody” of the 1978 film, “Grease.”
Per the Xbiz website: The movie will feature five different dance numbers requiring talent to do their own singing and dancing.
Per director, Braun: “Many performers are incredibly talented individuals who have simply chosen to make their living in the adult industry for personal reasons. ‘Grease XXX’ will give all of them a real opportunity to shine!”
A real opporuntity to shine. In Grease. I bet that wasn’t on purpose, either.
I’m gonna take a shot — a greasy, shiny shot — at possible song/dance numbers to be included:
Hopelessly Devoted to Goo
Born to Hand Job
Summer Dykes
You’re the One that I Want (to fuck)
Look at Me, I’m Tommy Lee
There Aren’t Worse Things I Could Do
We Cum Together
