Overheard at the local CVS pharmacy, one pharmacy technician to another:
“A girl’s NuvaRing overheated ’cause it was left in the car.”
Excuse the absence but I have just endured a relocation from Los Angeles to Iowa City, Iowa which is one of those places where even though it’s called Iowa City, you still have to specify that it’s in the state of Iowa and not like one of those mind-fuck Kansas City, Missouri type cities.
Bitch is giving up an open-toe, high-heel sandal + panty hose under cuffed short jeans combo complete with ankle bracelet.
Fuck Los Angeles.