I’m back and I apologize for being lame and leaving this site to fester.  I’m no better than my deadbeat biological father, Robert Lane Siegel of Atlanta, Georgia.

I’m in school for nonfiction writing (yeah, I don’t know what it is, either) so I left Los Angeles for a place with one gay bar and a Craigslist Men Seeking Men section that averages two new postings per day.  One of the two posters fluctuates between ages 57 and 59 and is desperately seeking his long lost “twink son.”  I keep telling him I’M HERE, I’M HERE, but the fucker won’t write me back.

I need new pics.

I will be updating this shit from now on.