Category: ‘Queers can kill’

Unabashedly Better: It Gets Bitter

November 25th, 2010

And don’t forget my other videos:

Everybody Hates Tyra, Transracial, The Queerest Forms of Faggotry, and It’s a Gay Thing.

Unabashedly Served: The Legends Ball

July 6th, 2010

I only participate in gay pride festivities in cities where gay visibility is needed.  I look forward to the future fag functions in my new home of Iowa City, Iowa, where hate groups à la Westboro Baptist Church still line the parade route using their inbred children as pawns.  LA, New York, San Francisco: count me out; I’m not interested in the fracas.

But then there are the subsets of the major cities’ festivals.  Black gay pride festivals take place in Chicago, Atlanta, Philadelphia, and this past weekend, Los Angeles Black Pride.  Among day trips to the beach in Malibu and dance parties downtown, one of the pinnacle events was The Legends Ball hosted by Mother Devine Chanel and Arnold Allure of House of Chanel and House of Allure, respectively.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about, wiki it or rent Paris Is Burning, but be gone until you do so.  [Pics after the jump.]


Unabashedly Quotable: Says Lydia Lunch

May 8th, 2010

“For the most part entertainment irritates me because I don’t find it very entertaining: I find it annoying and stupid, boring and dull.  Uninteresting.” (03:36)

Unabashed Queer Manifesto

May 5th, 2010

Unabashed Confessions: People I Shouldn’t (But Would) Fuck

April 23rd, 2010

The Menendez Brothers: both of them.

Unabashed Crusader: Paul Mooney

April 23rd, 2010

I’m on another Paul Mooney kick again.  I love this man.  He is one of my comedic heroes.  Take four minutes and get familiar.

Unabashed Defecation: Do the Doo

March 30th, 2010

Okay, I used to dream of creating my own satire of the NOH8 campaign called NOSTR8 and maybe one day I’ll realize that dream.  Until then, there is DEFEC8…and my Queerty article about it.

Unabashed Queer of the Week: Amanda Simpson (& Obama)

January 4th, 2010

From a distance she looks like Tori Amos, but upon closer inspection, she better resembles Kathie Lee Gifford.  s-SIMPSON-large She is neither Ms. Amos or Ms. Lee-Giff, she is Ms. Amanda Simpson: Prez Obama’s appointee to Senior Commerce Post Adviser.  Who cares about Commerce Post Advisers? Not me! But I do care about trannies and Amanda Simpson is 100% transgender woman.  Fuck yeah, Amanda, and fuck yeah, Obama.  This is better than marriage equality; this is visibility and a great hair color.Kathy_Lee_Gifford_photo_credit_Charles_Bush

Unabashed RIP: The Ghost of NMH Past

December 17th, 2009


Upon receiving the news that the Northfield campus of Northfield Mount Hermon School would be sold, NMH alums (which includes me) were promised that the Northfield campus would go to something GOOD…NOT GOD.

I came to terms with the sale of the Northfield campus a few years ago.  But to pound another nail in the cross, the campus has been sold to a crazy fanatical right-wing Christian company named fuckin’ Hobby Lobby.  The campus is going to be turned into the home of  C.S. Lewis College, a school named for the author of the Lion, Witch and whatever novels.  Read their mission statement:

The College will be rooted in the historic Christian faith and so structured as to ensure its fidelity to that profession. It will be characterized by a firm commitment to “Mere Christianity,” and therefore be inclusive of Christians of all traditions. In the spirit of C.S. Lewis, the envisioned college will actively encourage opportunities to discover the vitality and profound relevance of the Christian faith as it is lived openly within the larger pluralistic setting of mainstream colleges and universities (more…)

Unabashed Serial Love: My Only Celeb Crush

December 15th, 2009


Fuck Hurt Locker, I wanted Jeremy Renner ever since I saw him portray serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer, in the film, “Dahmer.”  I would let him fuck me, carve me up like so many Thanksgiving turkeys, and devour me any old day.

I thought I saw him once when I was drunk in West Hollywood and I was like, “You, you’re Jeffrey Dahmer–no, no, no I mean you played Jeffery Dahmer.”  And he denied it.  And I was like you’re not a big enough star to deny that you are who I know you are.  Rude.dahmer