Category: ‘Unabashedly Quotable’

Unabashed Emergency: Nuva Nueva, Por Favor!

August 13th, 2010

Overheard at the local CVS pharmacy, one pharmacy technician to another:

“A girl’s NuvaRing overheated ’cause it was left in the car.”

Unabashedly Quotable: De-Ball

May 30th, 2010

Great Aunt: She um…what do they call it…de-balled him?

Me: Emasculated him?

Great Aunt: Yes, that’s it.

Me: Word.

Unabashedly Quotable: Says Lydia Lunch

May 8th, 2010

“For the most part entertainment irritates me because I don’t find it very entertaining: I find it annoying and stupid, boring and dull.  Uninteresting.” (03:36)

Unabashed Queer Manifesto

May 5th, 2010

Unabashed Head Turn: Naomi Campbell

April 22nd, 2010

It’s just fun to provoke Naomi.  While the “thankyouverymuches” are good, the head turn at 00:18 is the best.

Unabashedly Listless: The 98 Types of Bitches

March 11th, 2010

So, thank you to And I Am Not Lying Blog for this little treasure straight off the mean hallways of an elementary school in Washington, DC.

According to the scribe, there are 98 different types of bitches.  I identify with: #28. big eyed bitches , #33. dick riding bitches, and #59. nappy tender headed bitches.

What type of bitch might you be? (more…)

Unabashed Schooling: Sandra B. READS Kathy G.

February 25th, 2010

I came across audio from the Howard Stern Show with guest Sandra Bernhard waxing poetic on fake, phony, and one shtick pony, Kathy Griffin.

Feasting on a Kathy Salad

Feasting on a Kathy Salad

Stern: We had Kathy Griffin here yesterday.

SB: Oh God.  Jesus Christ.

Stern: Tell me your feelings.  I want to know because you are an elder statesman of comedy.

SB: Well she’s no spring chicken but listen…she came to success late in life.  She loves my ass and she’s come to see many times and she’s taken my basic premise which is to disseminate pop culture.  However, when you’re somebody of my level and intellectual ability, I take it and I layer it.  I don’t just throw a cake.  I  give you a seven-layer sacre torte.  She came and took the base elements of what I did and–who can’t put on a Kate Gosselin wig and go “Gahgaghgahgahgah!”  I mean that’s all she does, “Gahgahgahgahgah,” like a shrieking harpy freak.  Every time she has a special on Bravo it’s the same fucking special every goddamn time.  I’ve written fifteen shows in the past ten years and every one of them touches on something new and interesting that is really revealing where we’re headed as a culture.  I don’t just jump into the waters of present culture.  I’m on the precipice of what is happening.

Unabashedly Quotable: Says Celine D.

February 10th, 2010

“We did a miscarriage.”

-Celine Dion on the Oprah Winfrey Show


Unabashed Believer: Says Roseanne Conner

January 26th, 2010

“There just is a God — there is!  I swear to God there’s a God.  And if there ain’t, I’ve been screwed.”

Unabashed Promotion: Says Oprah

December 18th, 2009

Says Oprah to this plane crash survior:20090924-tows-stephanie-nielson-2-290x218

“You know I recently interviewed Whitney Houston and she has a song out now called ‘Didn’t Know My Own Strength,’ which is my favorite cut, number seven on the album…”